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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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