he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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