Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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