Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.