awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO