sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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