PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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