U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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