She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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