I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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