So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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