I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm both gender and math confused
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