therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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