i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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