So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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