Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
