Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i may or may not be watching the land before time
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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