Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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