i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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