I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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