He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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