This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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