Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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