I am puke
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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