Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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