just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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