i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I am mentally ready for anal.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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