He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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