this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
