have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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