Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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