Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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