We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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