I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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