Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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