the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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