If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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