She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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