But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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