i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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