I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
