My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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