at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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