we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Are we still banned from the library?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
