I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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