So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
