Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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