Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so let's talk penis.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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