No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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