If i come over, it means nothing
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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