maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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