yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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