No, you can still breathe under the balls.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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