For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale