I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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