If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
So. Much. Porn.
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