You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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