i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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